I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Randomize
