I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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