I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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