i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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