is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
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Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
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Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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