his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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