i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
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im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
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Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
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