Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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