no. you can't hotbox the world.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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