Dual....:-)
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
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I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
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Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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