Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
wow bdsm is so cute
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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