so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
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