You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
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Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
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I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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