Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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