what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
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You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
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Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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