I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
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I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
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Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
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