At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
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I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
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Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
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