It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
I understand Curling. That high.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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