Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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