matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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