i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
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I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
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If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
My vagina is very pro this idea
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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