Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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