stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
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would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
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Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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