he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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