It's Friday. Sex?
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
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I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
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It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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