Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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