we made out on top of his cat.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
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