Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
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Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
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Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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