Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Randomize
