I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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