is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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