But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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