i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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