I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
it was like eating out sand paper
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Found your dick twin last night
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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