so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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