Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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