it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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