8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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