How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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