Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
