i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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