no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
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At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
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Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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