I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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