they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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