Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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