okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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