whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
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