Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Randomize
