I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
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Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I think a kid would responsible me up
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
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I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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