i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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