you turned your livingroom into a bong?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
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This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
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like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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