You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
So squirting runs in the family.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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