so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
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You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
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I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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