I murdered the dance floor call the cops
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
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he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
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You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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