I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
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Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
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...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
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