Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
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So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
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he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
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